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barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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"I’m neutral on the subject of self-promoting"

— officialunitedstates at officialunitedstates.tumblr.com (via officialunitedstates)

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orlandobloomers:

aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

a girl playing guitar

a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock

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modeseven777:

sonicboom53:

ignoremode:

When the videogame plays the instrumental version of the main theme during an important scene

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When the videogame plays the main theme during the last boss fight.

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Final Chapter : (Name of Game)

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sucy-chan:

When u take a cute selfie
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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

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